School Sucks. I’ve been stuck with projects and homework.

I’ve dominated everything but art. My horse looks like a dog with bunny ears. 

Whatever.


#me

Hello everyone That I haven’t met, I’m Emily. :)

leviblaise:

emilyjaneknowles:

leviblaise:

emilyjaneknowles:

How does the butcher introduce his wife?

Meat Patty.

I’m glad you enjoy my humor. Hello there :)

I didn’t quite get it at first, but around the third reading it became clear.

Hilarious, you should do stand-up.

It’s okay, when I first heard it I was like.. wait… and then I finally got it. So you good.

I know I really should, but then people would throw stuff at me for being horrible. (; Haha!


Just gonna’ hole back up in my room.

shane-avery:

You should hole back in your room, then dig your way back out again. ;D


Hello everyone That I haven’t met, I’m Emily. :)

leviblaise:

emilyjaneknowles:

How does the butcher introduce his wife?

Meat Patty.

I’m glad you enjoy my humor. Hello there :)


Oh, look.

ashtonswift:

emilyjaneknowles:

We’ve already met, but whatever..there’s no rule to introduce yourself again, right? ;) I’m Emily!

You’re crazy, you know that? Hi, Emily.

I get that..a lot. But, hey who cares (; Hi, Ashton.


Oh, look.

ashtonswift:

New people! Hey.

We’ve already met, but whatever..there’s no rule to introduce yourself again, right? ;) I’m Emily!


ashtonswift asked: Well, hey there.
posted 3 months ago

Hello everyone That I haven’t met, I’m Emily. :)

will-howard:

emilyjaneknowles:

will-howard:

What time is it when your clock strikes 13? Time to get a new clock.

I’m fine, I sprained my ankle and bruised my knee. How about you?

YOU’RE KILLING ME. Okay, but fine. How do you get a tissue to dance? You add a little boogey in it. (;

Ouch, suckish way to spend your Sunday. Hopefully you’re okay, I’m great actually. Finished homework. Half of it. and now I’m going to get something to snack. How interesting.

I’ve got shitty jokes for years.

Eh, it wasn’t too bad. At least now I have a legitimate excuse to skip my classes for a few days. Also, snacks are great.

The only thing that comes out of my mouth is shitty jokes. So you’re good.

Well, aren’t you a lucky grasshopper? I should sprain my ankle and bruise my knee to skip classes.

Snacks are awesome. When you’re sad, grab a snack, happy grab a snack, mad grab a snack. It goes with everything.


Hello everyone That I haven’t met, I’m Emily. :)

liam-white:

emilyjaneknowles:

How does the butcher introduce his wife?

Meat Patty.

I’m a wizard, watch me turn my truck into a driveway :)

I’m Liam and I enjoy stupid jokes.

HAHA this was funny, and I laughed. Why did the guy throw his watch out the window? To make time fly.
I’m Emily, and I tell stupid jokes.